Geoffrey Kroeger-Pitts

Sick-ass Turt



  • Salmonella Inducing Bite
  • Natural Charm and a Heartwarming Smile

Cecil‘s tortoise, smuggled into the apartment complex. Likes Whibley better (according to Whibley). They’ve since settled to co-parenting agreement.

Geoffrey gets a sizable helping of greens and berries each day to pair with the abandoned cups of mountain dew and alcohol he finds around the apartment.

Whibley’s mom knit him a sweater.

Geoffrey Kroeger-Pitts

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