Tristan Hoffner

a furry that can grow hair p quick


Attack: wolf powers, ACTIVATE!


Tristan is a Calamaro local. Him and Silver go way back, apparently, and he has a room at the Depths.

Keeps a mini bottle of vodka in his messenger bag, and is generally a pretty cool dude. Usually late to all things, especially work. But a good heart. A good bro.

He is prone to turn into werewolf out of frustration. Very open to werewolf related humor. Surprisingly, it doesn’t get old super fast.

He may or may not be into mechas. Whibley can’t remember, and he’s not sure he wants confirmation.

Tristan Hoffner

Calamaro on the Coast leorpaniagua butts_griddle